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LOCATION	MEDELLIN, COLOMBIA
GENERAL MANAGER	GUSTAVO VELEZ
GM GRADE	A-
LEAGUE RECORD	43-30-2
WIN %	.581
FRANCHISE VALUE	$1,066,062,500.00

4th	3RD	5TH
Total Wins (43)	Win % (.581)	# Playoffs (3)

Meet the GM

Shaka, the sensual beast, was the first man to beat, due to him being the champion of the "No-No-Noriel League," the spiritual predecessor to the G.O.A.T. League. Shaka has been very consistent throughout his career in the G.O.A.T. League, being one of the four GMs who have made the playoffs every year. Last season, the pansexxxual, finished as runner-up, after falling to Dr. Medina, GM of Sangre Nueva, in a very close final that was decided by rebounds, as Jarrett Allen decided to grab only 3 rebounds in the end. After a poor draft due to a lack of picks, and after trading his elders LeBron James and Kevin Durant for Jason Tatum on draft day, the sexy, sexy, sensual one is looking to give his team a new image while remaining competitive. Can the sugar baby of single mothers keep his playoff streak alive?