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team info
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LOCATION | MEDELLIN, COLOMBIA | |
GENERAL MANAGER | GUSTAVO VELEZ | |
GM GRADE | A- | |
LEAGUE RECORD | 43-30-2 | |
WIN % | .581 | |
FRANCHISE VALUE | $1,066,062,500.00 |
4th | 3RD | 5TH |
|---|---|---|
Total Wins (43) | Win % (.581) | # Playoffs (3) |
Meet the GM
Shaka, the sensual beast, was the first man to beat, due to him being the champion of the "No-No-Noriel League," the spiritual predecessor to the G.O.A.T. League. Shaka has been very consistent throughout his career in the G.O.A.T. League, being one of the four GMs who have made the playoffs every year. Last season, the pansexxxual, finished as runner-up, after falling to Dr. Medina, GM of Sangre Nueva, in a very close final that was decided by rebounds, as Jarrett Allen decided to grab only 3 rebounds in the end. After a poor draft due to a lack of picks, and after trading his elders LeBron James and Kevin Durant for Jason Tatum on draft day, the sexy, sexy, sensual one is looking to give his team a new image while remaining competitive. Can the sugar baby of single mothers keep his playoff streak alive?
MEET THE KEEPERS
TEAM CAPTAIN
JAYSON
TATUM
KEVIN
DURANT
LEBRON
JAMES
DESMOND
BANE
SEASON HISTORY
SEASON | TEAM | RECORD | RANK | WIN % |
|---|---|---|---|---|
2024-25 | TEAM SHAKA | 10-8-0 | 🥉 | .639 |
2023-24 | TEAM SHAKA | 13-5-1 | 🥈 | .711 |
2022-23 | TEAM SHAKA | 14-5 | 4TH | .737 |
2021-22 | TEAM SHAKA | 6-12-1 | 9TH | .342 |
Draft History
2025 | TEAM5 | PICK5 | 2024 | TEAM | PICK | 2023 | TEAM | PICK | 2022 | team | PICK | 2021 | TEAM | PICK |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
KEYONTE GEORGE | UTA | 51 | ALEX SARR | WAS | 10 | AUSTIN REAVES | LAL | 36 | John Collins | ATL | 4 | Karl-Anthony Towns | MIN | 6 |
NIC CLAXTON | BKN | 58 | AUSTIN REAVES | LAL | 29 | GARY TRENT JR. | TOR | 63 | Jerami Grant | POR | 25 | Domantas Sabonis | IND | 19 |
HERBERT JONES | NOP | 64 | NAZ REID | MIN | 77 | MARK WILLIAMS | CHA | 70 | Jamal Murray | DEN | 32 | Zach LaVine | CHI | 30 |
DONTE DIVICENZO | MIN | 77 | BOBBY PORTIS | MIL | 78 | JOSH HART | NYK | 71 | Buddy Hield | SAC | 36 | Kyle Lowry | MIA | 43 |
ZACH EDEY | MEM | 80 | AYO DOSUNMU | CHI | 98 | IVICA ZUBAC | LAC | 78 | Lauri Markkanen | UTA | 46 | Jonas Valanciunas | NOP | 54 |
BOBBY PORTIS | MIL | 89 | ROBERT DILLINGHAM | MIN | 102 | BOGDAN BOGDANOVIC | ATL | 98 | Cole Anthony | ORL | 53 | Caris LeVert | CLE | 67 |
CHRISTIAN BRAUN | G | 92 | AARON NESMITH | IND | 111 | PATRICK WILLIAMS | CHI | 99 | Caris LeVert | CLE | 56 | Kemba Walker | NYK | 78 |
RUI HACHIMURA | LAL | 105 | CHRISTIAN BRAUN | DEN | 116 | RUI HACHIMURA | LAL | 112 | Ivica Zubac | LAC | 60 | Robert Covington | LAC | 91 |
BROOK LOPEZ | LAC | 120 | KELLY OLYNYK | TOR | 123 | TERANCE MANN | LAC | 126 | Kyle Lowry | MIA | 78 | Klay Thompson | GSW | 102 |
KEVIN DURANT | HOU | KEEPER | LEBRON JAMES | LAL | KEEPER | LAURI MARKKANEN | UTA | KEEPER | Rudy Gobert | MIN | KEEPER | Daniel Gafford | WAS | 115 |
LEBRON JAMES | LAL | KEEPER | DEVIN BOOKER | PHX | KEEPER | ANTHONY DAVIS | LAL | KEEPER | Anthony Davis | LAL | KEEPER | Seth Curry | PHI | 126 |
DESMOND BANE | ORL | KEEPER | STEPHEN CURRY | GSW | KEEPER | KEVIN DURANT | PHX | KEEPER | Kyrie Irving | BKN | KEEPER | Luguentz Dort | OKC | 139 |
JAYSON TATUM | BOS | KEEPER | KEVIN DURANT | PHX | KEEPER | STEPHEN CURRY | GSW | KEEPER | Karl-Anthony Towns | MIN | KEEPER | Victor Oladipo | MIA | 150 |