Meet the GM

The most controversial of the podcasts and creator of the hashtags. After a tanking season, which included a stint in rehab for alcoholism where he disappeared for a while—but not as long as Machine—Eliezer returns determined to make the playoff picture, thanks to the comeback of Ja Morant and his great signing of Jalen Johnson. If Morant can stay healthy, Eliezer is one of the favorites, but there's always the uncertainty of Morant pulling out his "glopetas," as there have been threats against Pablo (Wonderful Team), who took Embiid from him a few years ago. He also has Aniel (Sky Dancers) in his sights, and has predicted Aniel will have a couple of years of torture.